In the depths of the offseason, there isn’t much for a college football fan to get excited about. We are around 80 or so days until kickoff, which somehow sounds like both a long and short time away. In this weird conundrum, college football fans are left to enjoy the little things, like deciding who has the best off-season Twitter: Mike Leach or Lane Kiffin?
We’ll start with Mike Leach, who is pulling out Sun Tzu quotes to describe his legendary offense:
Also, ridiculous videos of monkey’s attacking men on motorcycles:
To which he did the unthinkable, went through his mentions and retweeted a few of his fans:
The only question left surrounding that monkey has to be if they can catch a falling banana like Mike Leach:
It’s going to be very funny when Coach Leach accidentally tweets out a link of the porn video he is watching like he did with this YouTube video and Trip Advisor post.
Interesting fact about octopuses: they are from space. That’s a FACT.
Now, it’s time to move on to Joey Freshwater in Boca, who has put on his troll hat to perfection:
I, personally, am a bigger fan of Lane, but I may be giving this round to Mike Leach for this great retweet:
That isn’t because Lane Kiffin doesn’t know where the funniest place on the internet is: