Metro-Donning everything from mouth gags and face masks to latex, leather, fishnets, whips and chains, the ‘Ponies on the Delta’ club compete in show-jumping events dressed in head to toe horse gear.
Though this group of individuals in New Orleans, Louisiana, claim to be ‘vanilla’ between Monday and Friday, on the weekends they love strapping on their stirrups and saddling up for two days of pony play.
I’ve seen a lot of stuff on the internet. I’m not as experienced as some of the veteran bloggers, but not often do I see a video that leaves me in complete shock in 2018. The ‘Ponies on the Delta’ club gave me one of those videos.
One of the funniest part is these fetish fueled folks describing comparing this to a “regular horse competition.”
I don’t want to set off any alarms, but this guy “Joey Warhorse,” who “takes great pride in his realistic outfit” looks a bit like Tom Crean with a mustache:
Imagine seeing this video and being someone who works with one of these folks, “isn’t that Joey from accounting?”
I know some people are into that dominatrix stuff, but this has to be one of the most emasculating moments I’ve ever seen:
Somewhere in that guy’s family history the men spent their time hunting and killing deadly animals in order to survive. They’d put their life on the line every hunt. Imagine explaining to them a member of their bloodline thousands of years down the line would be taking place in this pony fetish festival. Just bananas.
These two are nightmare fuel:
The competition aspect of this fetish does seem fierce. A lot of potential injuries:
Where else have I seen fake horses falling? Oh, that’s right: