Folks, the unexpected has happened:
Somehow, it all worked. Just to review:
-UCF beats Auburn. AD Danny White declares them national champions
Championship banner is hung:
-Defending National Champion UCF offended by being ranked #21 in AP Poll. Tell fans it means “2 number 1’s.” It’s revealed that powerful AD Danny White, who masterminded this entire plan, works at a makeshift desk with a national championship seat:
Along the way, a lot of us, specifically myself, made fun of UCF’s constant attempt to be known as a national champion. It turns out, we are all the suckers and UCF was right. They’ll always be remembered for being Colley’s 2017 National Champion!!!!!! Who wouldn’t want to be known as the national champion of a website that looks like it was made in a computer lab coffee shop in 2003:
Congrats UCF! You did it!