UCF's National Championship Is Now Recognized By The NCAA's 2018 Record Book
Folks, the unexpected has happened:
Somehow, it all worked. Just to review:
-UCF beats Auburn. AD Danny White declares them national champions
-Danny White announces they will hold a parade and hang a banner in the stadium
-“Undeniable, Undisputed, Undefeated” National Championship shirts released.
-Florida House passes a bill that recognizes UCF as “National Champions” on specialty license plates
-UCF recognized at NFL Pro Bowl
-Nevada Dental Association names UCF their national champion.
-UCF Police Spend Tax Payer Money To Pimp Out Cop Car Honoring The 2017 National Championship
-Players are given national championship rings:
Championship banner is hung:
-Defending National Champion UCF offended by being ranked #21 in AP Poll. Tell fans it means “2 number 1’s.” It’s revealed that powerful AD Danny White, who masterminded this entire plan, works at a makeshift desk with a national championship seat:
Along the way, a lot of us, specifically myself, made fun of UCF’s constant attempt to be known as a national champion. It turns out, we are all the suckers and UCF was right. They’ll always be remembered for being Colley’s 2017 National Champion!!!!!! Who wouldn’t want to be known as the national champion of a website that looks like it was made in a computer lab coffee shop in 2003:
Congrats UCF! You did it!