Meet The D3 Football Coach Who Coaches In A Kilt

Introducing Alma College head coach Jason Couch:

Coaching in a kilt is a first. Such a bold move, you’ve got to respect it. I once had a professor who taught in a kilt. He wasn’t even from Scotland. He was from Sweeden. 85% of the class was spent him talking about his “disgust” for America while teaching in a kilt. I very much disliked him.

Jason Couch is in his first year at Alma:

Alma’s mascot is a “Scot,” who also rocks a kilt:

All Couch now needs is a fu manchu to be the lifelike form of this mascot.

D3 football is a special place and I’m glad it exists.