Flash Back Friday To The Mush In House Of Cards

In college I watched Entourage too many times and I wanted to be my own Vinny Chase. I soon realized that my face is not the best to look at and my acting skills weren’t great either.

You better look fast on the left side of the screen to see an Oscar type performance. This 30 seconds walk took six hours and some of that was my fault. Every time the camera would come towards me I would freeze up and stare at it. The producers were not happy with me one bit. The best part of all of this was the lunch I was provided. Food that I couldn’t even pronounce but it was fantastic.

I remember telling everyone about being on the set of House Of Cards and it was actually a pretty cool thing. A couple of months later Kevin Spacey was allegedly touching little rats. When I heard the news it wasn’t a surprise to me because he was a weird bastard. Right when I met him he stared me in the eyes and asked how I peel my bananas. My ass puckered up so fast I’ve never felt more uncomfortable in my life. He actually gave great info to peel from the bottom so there arent any strings but thats besides the point. He’s just a fucking weirdo and my cool situation was mushed.

All in all the fact the let me on set is just sad. I may have ruined the show but I think I need some more roles.