Flawless Transition From ABC Reporting The Kavanaugh News Back To The Michigan Game

This is what it’s all about. Saturday afternoon in October. Sweating out Michigan -17. What happens in the middle of the fourth? Special news report to announce the Brett Kavanaugh decision:

PICK SIX!!!!!! Ahhhhhh the perils of live TV. College football…you’ll never know what’s going to happen. It’s the wild, wild west!

There’s a political joke here most likely, but I’m going to sit this one out. Coach asked to put me in, but I told him I’m sticking to sports. I’m going to laugh at this one in a bipartisan way (I think I used that word correctly).