Last night I received a dm from a fellow bird man from Notre Dame. The internet is a weird place and it may have gotten weirder.
He sent this to me so I had to take action because this can’t get swept under the rug. One of us bird guys might never get laid again so it was my time to shine.
I also obviously sent her a picture of my bird and I on a broom stick because that will definitely swing her opinion. I thought it was a very rude tweet by Erica but it is also very understandable to believe we don’t have much sex. You always have to shoot your shot in these situations and holy shit it may have worked.
I had to let her know exactly why I have a bird. I don’t just enjoy its presence and let it fly around my house a cause havoc.
I think that won her over and I will make it my mission to prove us bird guys are a real treat. I plead my case to the nice lady and will soon take her out to give justice to the community. Tune in to Barstool SPORTS to see the outcome.
PS. I really enjoy picture blogs so I can limit the amount of words I misspell.