Central Michigan Hires Shark Lover Jim McElwain With Weird Video

As the CFP was being announced yesterday, Central Michigan swooped in and stole the college football news cycle with a big hire:

Good hire by Central Michigan. Gotta keep Jim McElwain away from the sharks and CMU is thousands of miles away from an Ocean. Also, it’s much harder to get a sunburn in Central Michigan:

The hire brings a former SEC coach to the MAC, which will be fun in November next year when you bet CMU +17 on a Tuesday and say to yourself “oh, yeah, Jim McElwain coaches this team now.”

The video introducing McElwain was very weird:

Congrats to Jim on the sex with his wife.

Congratulations to Central Michigan. Your journey back to MAC dominance begins now. Let’s get him some tooth paste now: