Ole Miss Student Arrested 2 Years After Eating Goldfish Post 2016 Ole Miss-LSU Game

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Hi, today I learned that there are no statute of limitations on an SEC fan eating a goldfish after an Ole Miss-LSU game in 2016:

SOURCE-Police have arrested a man Tuesday after he allegedly ate someone’s pet inside an LSU dorm more than two years ago.

According to an arrest warrant obtained by LSU police in 2016, the victim allowed her ex-boyfriend and two of his friends to stay at her dorm in Blake Hall on the weekend of the LSU-Ole Miss football game.

When the victim returned to her room after the game on Oct. 22, she allowed one of the men, Maxwell Taffin, inside to retrieve his belongings. As Taffin exited the room, he remarked to the victim that she should “check your fish tank” before hurrying out the door.

When the woman checked the tank, she noticed her pet fish was missing. She later showed police a photo she received from Taffin’s phone following the encounter which showed feces in a toilet accompanied by the text “found your fish”.

A lot to consume here, but it’s nice to know that the LSU police aren’t quitting hard to crack cases when they meet a little bit of adversity. Cold cases sometimes take years to crack, but the key to them is to keep digging (I know this from watching the CBS show). You know what they say, one goldfish death is one too many. Can’t let someone get away with something like this. Law and order, baby. Law and order:

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You may think I’m being sarcastic here, but I’m not. You can’t let this man walk free.

As Taffin exited the room, he remarked to the victim that she should “check your fish tank” before hurrying out the door.

When the woman checked the tank, she noticed her pet fish was missing. She later showed police a photo she received from Taffin’s phone following the encounter which showed feces in a toilet accompanied by the text “found your fish”.

This is the definition of a pre bigger crime, crime move. Absolutely diabolical. I know this fella was most likely mad Ole Miss lost, but killing a goldfish?! NOPE. Not in my America.

“Yeah, I’ll be honest with you. I ate [the victim’s] fish,” said Taffin, according to an affidavit.

When asked about the image of feces sent to the victim, Taffin reportedly told police “a lot of people” use his phone because it isn’t password-protected.

What an excuse. “A lot of people” use his phone because it isn’t password-protected. Reminds me of the infamous “Jews!” incident with Smitty and Dave.