Arizona State Restores Students Porn Access On School Wi-Fi #FREEDOM

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When I hear the word “America” I immediately think of the land of the FREE and home of the brave. In this country, you are free to watch as much porn as you want. You will most likely become fat and start watching weird, fetish porn, but you are free to do that….unless you were at Arizona State.

Back in the summer, Arizona State’s Wi-Fi changed, restricting porn access. That’s not what America is about. That changed last night:

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The fact that Arizona State would be the one that blocked porn is shocking considering the school is known for producing porn stars. Elizabeth Hawkenson, infamously lost her cheerleading scholarship for appearing in a porn in 2010:

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(It was later reported that Hawkenson didn’t lose her scholarship)

If you are looking for a detailed history of ASU’s “porn problem” here is a detailed history. There is a great quote within that phenomenal work of investigative journalism:

“We have something like 60,000 students. You’re going to have a few take their clothes off,” says ASU professor Daniel Bernardi, who has taught classes about online pornography at ASU, as well as written on the topic for national academic journals.

Congrats, Arizona State students. Here are some of you smokes: