Moms Make Porn Together They'd Be Happy For Their Children To Watch

I don’t have the numbers in front of me, but porns that involve mothers (in the business they refer to it as MILFs) are among the most popular on every porn site. Ironically enough, those who are the most concerned about the current state of porn? Mothers.

The five women taking part in Channel 4 show Mums Make Porn first had to research hardcore films that could be accessed by youngsters online for free.

“Mums Make Porn” is 100% the title of a porno on a British porn site.

Mum-of-six Sarah Louise was so traumatised that she threw up,

There’s this weird thing that happens when people become parents. It’s like they delete every memory they had before they were parents. It’s 2019, and you are just learning about how bad porn is? Where have you been for the past 15 years?

She said: “If that was the first time I’d seen anything about sex I’d be petrified. I just thought all of a sudden that I was going to throw up.

“We need to show kids that there’s something else than this horrible sh*t we see on the internet.” She added: “If my son treated a woman like that I would kick his arse to kingdom come.

I’m in on the “I would kick his arse to kingdom come” phrase. Something just so funny about a British insult.

The film the mums made will be shown in the last of the three-part series, starting on March 20, as they hold a viewing party for friends and family, including some of their children.

Imagine openly showing your friends and family the porno you made? What the hell is going on in England?!

SOURCE-To be clear, the women didn’t star in the floozie flick. It was their job simply to oversee the project — they, in the wordsof the DM, “helped direct and produce it in a bid to create porn that is realistic and promotes positive attitudes towards sex.”

Glad we got that figured out. Was almost under the assumption that the moms were not only directing the porn, but also starring in it.

“The Porn World is dominated primarily by men, so as a group of woman/mums we address our concerns, we provoke conversation into sex education and address topics such as consent, safe sex and equality.”

If my first experience with porn was a PSA that talked about equality of the genders in the middle of it, I think I’d just be asexual. No need to deal with any of this sex stuff. I’d just love myself. That’s it.

Something weird going on across the pond. Something very, very weird.