South Carolina Ordered $2k Worth Of Pizza For Football Team, Tips Delivery Girl $5

Often times, I refer to South Carolina as Sakarlina. This confuses some of the great fans of Barstool, “what is Sakarlina?” I often tell them to pronounce it and it makes a little more sense. Some still struggle with it and I point them in the direction of stories just like this.

On Saturday, South Carolina had their annual spring game:

To award their student-athletes, they were paid in Papa John’s pizza. More specifically, they were paid in $1788 worth of Papa John’s pizza while the school counted up all the money they made off of a football scrimmage in April. But, hey, at least they helped out a few college students with a big tip from the pizza order, right?

I’m not going to go on a “you MUST tip” rant, but $5 on a $1788 order? That’s a 0.27% tip:

SEC…..SEC….SEC!!!

Eventually, Sakarlina figured it out: