The last time I blogged about Aunt Becky, things were looking bleak:
I should’ve never doubted Teflon Becky. She looked down the barrel of a 40-year sentence and said bring it:
And thanks to the power of social media, she may be getting off scot-free:
SOURCE-Lori Loughlin may have gotten an assist in her defense — good old-fashioned ignorance — ’cause her daughters almost perfectly fit the mold with how women’s rowing teams recruit.
An ad for the USC women’s crew team popped up on campus over the weekend — and we for sure thought it couldn’t have been real … seeing how tone-deaf it came off and the implications behind it, considering Olivia Jade and Isabella’s “no experience.”
No experience? Sounds a lot like Aunt Becky’s daughter Olivia:
USC even had a “no experience” tweet back in August 2018:
Talk about a gift of the ages for Aunt Becky’s lawyers. Or, maybe, they planted this? If I know one thing from watching the Sopranos 8x and every mafia movie is that when you are going up against the feds, you’ve gotta pay dirty. Imagine that, Aunt Becky’s lawyers infiltrating the USC Women’s Rowing program to post the “no experience? no problem!” poster across campus. Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant!