Sad Story: Bikini Model Says She's Too Good Looking To Find Love

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One thing we don’t talk about enough: how hard it is for bikini models to find love. You may devote your effort to feeding starving kids or helping the homeless, but what about a bikini model like Jenna Thompson who is struggling to find love.

Mother-of-two Jenna Thompson, who has a five and one-year-old, split with ex two years ago and since then has told how dating has been a bit of a disaster.

‘I think I intimidate nice guys,’ she explained to presenters Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield.

‘I seem to attract guys who are only after one thing. People who think they’ll have a go and just want hook ups. No one is looking for anyone that serious.’

Just one of those things you don’t think about.

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You may be thinking, wait a second, Jenna, Gisele has found love and so has countless other Victoria Secret models, why can’t you? I guess, to Jenna, she’s just more attractive than them:

When asked in the interview who her “type” is, Jenna said, “I like heavily tattooed guys dressed in red.” Maybe she should start looking for a new type of guy, then? In my experience, the heavily tattoed guy isn’t looking to settle down with a mother of two.

Speaking from the This Morning sofa, she then told of an awkward experience she had with a married man.

‘I had this guy who confessed that he was married, relatively late on into us dating,’ explained the mother-of-two.

‘It was quite cold and wet on the date. He told me face-to-face. He actually slipped and fell over while trying to chase after me after I was walking off and I had to take him to the hospital because he knocked himself out.’

Again, this is totally not her fault. It’s the guys fault out there. God made her too attractive and that’s why she can’t find love. Nothing suggests she should make a switch in her life or anything like that.

Hey, I’ve never been known as a matchmaker, but this could be my shot. If you think you can swing Jenna and prove to her real love exists, shoot your shot in the DMs. Tell her Barstool sent you.