Reminder: Christine Brinkley Is Somehow 65

I’m sure she has had the best doctors and what not, but Brinkley continues to defy nature at the age of 65:

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It appears Brinkley is on vacation with her daughters:

Sailor (what a name) is living up to her mothers legacy:

And then there is Alexa Ray:

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A beautiful young woman, don’t get me wrong. However, if I was her, it has to be one of the greatest what-ifs in history. Alexa Ray is Billy Joel’s daughter. I’m not breaking any news here, but Billy isn’t the greatest looking individual to ever walk the earth. He reproduced with one of the greatest looking woman ever, Christine Brinkley. Alexa Ray is that offspring. If I was Alexa I’d be thinking “what if my father wasn’t one of the ugliest humans in the world?” At least she’s rich.

IN other news, it still doesn’t make sense to me that Christine Brinkley is 65. All time smokeshow. Nothing beats her in National Lampoon’s Vacation: