Walk The Line: Summer betting is so damn depressing

Enjoy these NBA Finals and the Stanley Cup Final. Once they’re gone, we’re good and fucked.

Waking up to a day where Major League Baseball is the main gambling game in town just depresses the shit out of me. But I soldier on because I’m Brandon F. Walker and I’m going to win anyway.

On tonight’s slate, I see a Twins’ team that has been among baseball’s best this season. But they’re sending a rookie named Devin Smeltzer out there to make his big-league debut against a very good Brewers lineup, so I’m all over Milwaukee.

Brewers ML is the pick.

Other picks tonight:

Yankees-Padres under 9.5

Marlins ML over Giants

CFB future: Texas Longhorns under 9.5 wins – Texas replaces a lot defensively and they’ve got two very tough games in Oklahoma and LSU. Plus, the Longhorns have a tricky road schedule in conference play. I think they’re headed to 9-3 again, thus the under.