Australian Penthouse Model Arrested For Running "Commercial Quantity" Drug Dealing Operation

If I were to show you Jordan Finlayson’s Instagram, you’d think “oh, just another Instagram model.”

Her bio backs this assumption up:

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(side note: I have no idea what “Boat bookings” is, but she is from Australia, so maybe that’s something you do if you’re a model down under?)

I bet you’d be shocked to learn that Jordan Finlayson is much more than just a model. As I’ve proven again and again through my blogs, Instagram models are more than meets the eye. For example, you probably didn’t know that Jordan Finlayson was a massive drug dealer:

SOURCE-Jordan Finlayson, 28, who starred in Beauty and the Geek, and her boyfriend, Martin Roser, 30, were arrested at 3pm on Wednesday in Waterloo, Sydney.

Officers allegedly seized drugs believed to be heroin, methylamphetamine, and gamma butyrolactone (GBL).

Those Instagram models down under just slap different.

The pair were charged with 15 offences in relation to the supply of illicit drugs including supplying prohibited drugs in a commercial quantity.

Commercial quantity!!!! She was pushing weight in commercial quantity!!!! That’s legit, legit. This wasn’t an operation for a little bit of cash on the side. Jordan and her boyfriend were pushing legit weight. The modern-day Bonnie & Clyde.

Who knows how Jordan and her boyfriend were caught, but I’m not surprised. The romantic drug dealers are great in theory or for a movie, but in reality, it never works. As Biggie once said: keep your family and business completely separated.

P.s. Biggie’s Ten Crack Commandments are great, even if you don’t sell drugs:


I will teach my son about these.