Walk The Line: I need friends in New York who can text Scrubs quotes with me

I’m headed to New York tomorrow. Some think I’m going so I can buy a crazy nice house. Others think I’m coming to do some work. But I’m coming back to the Barstool office to make friends.

I’m leaving most of my friends in Mississippi. Some are in jail, some are married. Same thing. But once I get to New York, I need people I can text during games or The Price is Right. So I’m conducting interviews at Barstool this week to build my friend squad.

For today, here are the picks from Walk The Line. Up first, the best pitching matchup in baseball will take place in Arizona, where Clayton Kershaw takes on Zack Grienke. Kershaw is elite, but he’s been beatable at Chase Field, where he has 8 losses in 15 starts. This will be the Dodgers’ first road game after an 11-game homestand, and I think that swings the value to the home team. D’Backs +125 ML is the pick.

Other picks from Walk The Line:

Cubs ML (-130) over Braves

Giants-Rockies over 7.5

Michigan-Vanderbilt under 9

NFL futures bet: Dolphins under 5 wins