The List Of The 50 Best-Looking Nationalities Is Bad News For The Irish & Americans

I’m a list guy. You put a list in front of me, I’m reading it. That probably means I’m low IQ, but whatever, who cares.

The most recent list comes via Big 7 Travel, which quizzed 1.5 million people about the sexiest people in the world.

50. Irish

Bullshit. I’m saying this because my last name is McGuire, but that’s bullshit.

49. Croatian

48. Belgian

47. Slovenian

46. Norwegian

45. American

Wrong. Have you ever seen the account Barstool Smokeshows?

44. German

43. Lebanese

42. Pakistani

41. Welsh

40. Tunisian

39. Swedish

38. Scottish

No SHOT the Scottish are hotter than the Swedish. No SHOT. Ever heard of Elsa Hosk?

Anna Nystrom?

Elen Nordegen?

37. Egyptian

36. Thai

35. Moroccan

34. Argentian

33. Russian

32. Lithuanian

31. Chinese

30. Israeli

Should be higher. For Bar Refaeli alone:

And Gal Gadot:

29. Nigerian

28. Indian

27. Polish

26. Iranian

25. Malaysian

24. Mexican

23. New Zealand

22. Colombia

21. Finnish

Finland doesn’t exist by the way. Look into it. Doesn’t exist.

20. Hungarian

19. Japanese

18. Czech

17. Bulgarian

16. Spanish

15. Bajan

14. Kenyan

13. Dutch

12. French

11. Costa Rican

10. Canadian

Um, what?!?

9. English

The fuck? The english?!

8. Armenian

7. Italian

6. South African

Charlize Theron…..icon.

5. Australian

4. Brazilian

Feel like they should be one.

Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima? First ballot hall of famers.

3. Filipino

?????

2. Danish

Okay.

1. Ukrainian.

Sure? I guess?