I know that some people at this company get their rocks off by telling everyone how bad they are at gambling, and there’s nothing wrong with that, but I prefer to subscribe to a different type of entertainment. I enjoy WINNING my bets. I don’t bet every single night, but I hammer a winner when I see one. It’s a personal preference, but it’s just who I am. And folks, if this isn’t a sure fire winner then I’m not sure what is. The guy competing literally said to take the over!!!!
Life’s too short to bet the under anyways. Could you imagine sitting there cheering for Joey to slow down tomorrow? Regardless, that’s not the point. The point is that this is the hot tip of all hot tips. People will listen to their friend’s cousin’s barber who heard a rumor in the shop, but they can’t pull the trigger when they hear it right from the horse’s
This is unbelievable! And it’s not like there is a defense, a referee, or another competitor that can screw over the public tomorrow. Joey doesn’t even have to win (which he’s -1000 to do). He just has to eat more than 74 hot dogs. Joey’s seen the forecast. Joey knows where he’s at physically and mentally right now. And Joey says to hammer the over on that number. Martha Stewart did 10 months for less reliable information than this! Tim Donaghy has to be rolling over in his half-way house. I mean, people risk their careers for this kind of moment!
Anyways, since 2016, Joey has gone for 70, 72, and 74 each year, setting and resetting world records, and he would have to top that again tomorrow to win the bet. So look, I’m not here to make you risk your hard earned money on a hot dog eating contest. And I definitely will not be taking any blame it doesn’t hit (that should go to Joey), but I can tell you that if you see this information and take the under tomorrow you are an absolute moron.
Pick: Joey Chestnut OVER 74 Hot Dogs