The Guy Who Bet $100,000 On The Sixers To Make The Playoffs At -5000 Is One Gigantic Asshole And I Hope The Sixers Suck

Fuck this guy. Apparently this is the same guy who bet $67,000 on the Warriors to make the playoffs last year for a $670 profit. I hate everything about this. Sure it might be bad gambling juju to be cheering against someone so much but I hate the Sixers and I hate this bet. This is 100% the guy who doesn’t try to beat the 1/5 odds horse at the track. This is the guy that puts all No. 1 seeds in the Final Four every year. This is the guy just unloading on heavy favorites. That’s no way to live life.

So now I just have more fuel to hate the Sixers. I hate all Philly teams. That’s what happens when you move to Pennsylvania as a kid and you’re a Knicks/Giants fan surrounded by Sixers/Eagles fans. They stink. They practiced throwing batteries at each other on the recess yard, I’m quite sure of it. Now they have $100 grand on them to win $2k.

I need this reaction in game 82 when Embiid is banged up and Simmons launches a jumper at the buzzer to lose and miss out on the 8 seed