I Need Someone To Pick Me Up From The FanDuel Sportsbook In Jersey

The Bears suck and I hate everyone’s gets right now. I don’t know how else to put it. I’m out on Mitch. I’m out on play calling. I’m out on 4th and 10 in fig newton range. I’m out on the Bears giving me hope and life and love. I’m literally fucking out on everything except one thing and that’s the Fan Duel sportsbook in New Jersey. Everyone I know is running for their lives right now scared to death they might be caught on the internet cheering for a loser and it makes me fucking sick. Might just roll this into a Meadowlands tailgate or take a horse to the airport. Idk. Really fucking salty rn but if you don’t mind the company I could use a ride home from the FanDuel sportsbook. Headsup I live in Chicago.