I Need Someone To Pick Me Up From The FanDuel Sportsbook In Jersey

The Bears suck and I hate everyone’s gets right now. I don’t know how else to put it. I’m out on Mitch. I’m out on play calling. I’m out on 4th and 10 in fig newton range. I’m out on the Bears giving me hope and life and love. I’m literally fucking out on everything except one thing and that’s the Fan Duel sportsbook in New Jersey. Everyone I know is running for their lives right now scared to death they might be caught on the internet cheering for a loser and it makes me fucking sick. Might just roll this into a Meadowlands tailgate or take a horse to the airport. Idk. Really fucking salty rn but if you don’t mind the company I could use a ride home from the FanDuel sportsbook. Headsup I live in Chicago.


Top Comments

skobrowns2019 9/6/19 4:29 PM

I love how it fades out while he is still ranting


jond1010 9/6/19 4:23 PM

The Ravens and Broncos have recently shown us you don't need a good QB to win a superbowl if you have a solid defense. It's week 1. The first game of the football season is always just a party atmosphere anyway. Someone get this man a Miller and a batting cage