The Eagles Are About To Hang Dong On The Entire League And There's Nothing You Can Do To Stop It

There won’t be a single Eagles’ tailgate for the rest of the year/rest of eternity without a bunch of middle aged dudes whipping their dicks out for the boys. Birds out for the Birds. If you’re not getting naked with your boys in the parking lot, you can just get out of here and find a new team to root for. This is Philadelphia. A city that cultivates Champions, and you gotta do whatever it takes to gain that competitive edge. If that means you gotta pop off the top and hang some dong, then so be it. Birds by a billion.