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Marble Racing Is The Gambling Sport Of The Future

I’m obsessed with gambling on marble racing. I’m moving into a new apartment on Tuesday with two of my co-workers and one of the rooms in the apartment is smaller than rest. We all love to gamble and were discussing what degenerate way we should decide who gets first pick for rooms. I suggested rolling dice. I first developed “the itch” throwing D’s at my friends house in 7th grade and have been hooked ever since. My other roommate suggested online horse racing. God damn I love the electronic ponies. Then Quigs being the genius that he is suggested we decide it via marble racing on Youtube. I was hesitant at first but long story short I won the biggest room and now I am hooked on marble racing. I could do this all night.

We’ve been playing $10 races ever since Sunday night football ended. I don’t think I’m gonna sleep tonight. This is the mesmerizing. The twist and turns. The commentary. It’s fucking electric. All degenerate gamblers need to get in on this ASAP.