OJ Simpson Is NOT Fucking Around With Coronavirus

Up until now I’ve been telling the Coronavirus to go fuck itself. Such a fucking fraud disease. But now that the dude who’s best known as the only RB in NFL history to rush for 2000 yards in a 14 game NFL season is telling me I need to be safe? Yeah I’m about to stock up on water and canned goods like we’re about to experience a nuclear holocaust. Typically OJ is happy go lucky and jolly on twitter, so that’s how we know we’re all fucked.

Pray for us all