Lunardi Putting Out A Bracket With Betting Lines Officially Makes Him The Biggest Cock Tease In America

This is it. This was the thing that finally had it set in for me and ruined my entire life for now. Hearing the NCAA Tournament is canceled is more shock and you're still just waiting for games to come on. But when you see a bracket, times and spreads that's when you know it's over. I can't stop staring at this tweet though. It's impossible not to. Look at the storylines we would have had people freaking out about: 

- Jay Wright coaching against his former school Hofstra

- Dave Portnoy vs Yale! We would have had Dave Portnoy vs Yale to really kick off the NCAA Tournament! 

- Virginia vs Cincinnati would have had everyone miserable 

I can't believe Lunardi did this. It's been a hell of a year for Joey Brackets. We had him complaining that he's on TV too much and that's why he isn't as accurate as a bracketologist. 

He almost killed a Kentucky fan, who came out of surgery and found out Lunardi dropped the Cats in bracketology: 

Then we had Archie Miller's bizarre rant calling him Oscar the Grouch and Sesame Street. It was laugh out loud funny how pissed off Archie was at Joey Brackets 

But putting out the bracket with spreads? Well now I just found a bigger enemy in Lunardi. Spare me that this is closure. If anything this is an even bigger cock tease than the Big East playing a half yesterday knowing basketball was over. I keep staring at the spreads, I keep going to look at his bracket and figuring out what I like. Just brutal. 

Belmont +9, Texas Tech +1, Liberty +7.5, ETSU +1.5, Virginia -2 and Illinois -3 would have all been winners. 

PS: The hypothetical NIT bracket is fucking hilarious