Good News, Bad News: Dr. Anthony Fauci Finished 2nd In A Horse Race At Belmont But Was Beaten By A Prisoner

AP- A racehorse named for Dr. Anthony Fauci finished second in his debut Wednesday at Belmont Park in New York. Fauci the 2-year-old colt was beaten by a horse named Prisoner in the third race. He was the favorite at less than even money. Co-owner Phillip Antonacci named the horse for Fauci in mid-March after the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases started doing daily coronavirus briefings from the White House. 

I honestly don't know if that headline is a Clickbait Clem special, a headline so by the book that the nerds at Northwestern are creaming themselves, or a headline that is simply a product of the fucked up simulation we are living in. But the fact of the matter is this site is called Barstool SPORTS and last I checked, horse racing is one of the only sports going on in the country right now. So you are welcome for your equestrian update of the day. I am guessing Portnoy didn't bet any money on the good doctor or else there would have been some sort of rant published on the site followed by him scheduling one of his stable of ponies to spite race Horse Facui the next time he takes the track.

I will now leave you some space to fill in your own covid-19 jokes.

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Ahhhhh fuck it, I'll call it what it is. Click Burglar Clem...OUT!!!