You want marquee matches? You came to the right place. Welcome back to Stool Streams presented by High Noon Hard Seltzer. Today's table tennis broadcast features three awesome matches inside the Triple S. All of them are rematches, and all have the opportunity to provide great theatre. You also have the chance to take home $500 via the Play Barstool app. Make your picks, go 6-for-6, and the money is yours. Let's break down the slate for you and give you the best chance to win.
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Match 1 - PFT Commenter vs. Marty Mush
History: PFT 9-6, Marty 1-3
Storylines: You'll have to go back to August 31st, 2020 to find the last time that PFT Commenter and Marty Mush played. It was a three-set winner for Mr. Commenter, who looks to become just the third person to reach 10 career table tennis wins inside the Triple S. As for Marty, he will be playing this match straight off an early morning flight from Alabama. Will fatigue play a factor?
Quotes to Remember: "I'm just hoping he will be exhausted from his road trip." - PFT
"4 AM wakeup and straight to work? The scheduling committee has been trying to fuck me over since 1994." - Marty
Question 1 - Series Winner
Question 2 - Total Points (Game 1)
Match 2 - Hank vs. PFT Commenter
History: Hank 15-10, PFT 9-6
Storylines: Our middle match this afternoon features another chapter of the longest lasting rivalry inside Stool Streams Stadium. Hank leads the overall series of sanctioned matches by a 4-2 count, but throw out the records when these two get together. Anything goes in this clash of the Pardon My Take folks.
Quotes to Remember: "The rivalry is as hot as ever, and means just as much as it ever has." - Hank
"It's rest vs. rust, I'll be in the groove, he'll still have those jitters." - PFT
Question 3 - Series Winner
Question 4 - Margin of Victory (Game 2)
Match 3 - Hank vs. Jake
History: Hank 15-10, Jake 15-2
Storylines: Get your popcorn ready, folks. There is no doubt that Commissioner Lockwood wants revenge after what has occurred inside the Triple S over the course of the last two matches between us. Will I be able to take him down once again, or does the Scituate, MA native pick up his second career win against me?
Quotes to Remember: "I need the monkey off my back with Jake, I know I can show the world the way I feel." - Hank
"I know that I will have to bring my "A" game during every match, but especially when Hank is on the other side of the table. I'm looking forward to what should be a great match." - Jake
Question 5 - Series Winner
Question 6 - Total Points (Entire Match)
First serve is at 3 PM ET. Remember to make your picks and we will see you then. If you need to burn some time before we hit the air, here are some other matches from previous broadcasts.