Let’s Pick Some Fucking Winners

The summer of KIV has officially come to an end. And while I enjoyed the trips, parties and debauchery, it’s time to get to work. And by “work” I mean, getting to do the thing I love most in this world, watching football, crunching numbers and picking winners to share with all of you.

You may ask… How did I get so lucky for this to be my career? According to my Grandmother my star chart has always predicted such a thing.  Sun Sag, Leo Moon. I’m bringing the heat (fire sign reference) in everything I do. If you’re not into sports betting or astrology, I have other hobbies such as having extensive convos with my dog KoKoInVegas and redecorating my home for the 19th time. 

I’m going to have some hot takes and some terrible tweets, get used to it. 

If you're looking for baseball picks, you've come to the wrong place... NFL, CFB, CBB, NBA and some occasional Nicaraguan soccer. Listen, I was really desperate last April...

For those of you who have no clue who the fuck I am, allow me to introduce myself. Kelly Stewart, Kellyinvegas, as I'm known in the gambling world. Contrary to Megan's belief, I am in fact the most hated woman in sports gambling. I've made a career out of being the villain. And some how Barstool Sports still wanted to give me a job. So here I am. And if we're being honest, I'm not sure why I wasn't here years ago... 

Speaking of years ago... Some background on myself. Gambling has always had a huge presence in my life. Five card stud was the first game I learned to play. I can remember on several occasions losing my crown royal change bag of money betting against my Dad. My 21st Birthday was at a casino (shoutout to the Isle of Capri in Booneville, Missouri), don't judge we were there for Thanksgiving. 

And when I moved to Vegas, the passion for Sports Betting superseded all of the rest. Finding an edge became a hobby and after hitting an 85/1 underdog parlay my whole life changed. It's been a fun run since 2013 and this is only the beginning. 

I don't have a math model or claim to be some originator on the internet. What I do have is access to some great people and information. I was taught by some of the best in the business. While I appreciate the occasional degen bets, my goal is to help you guys lose less money and make better bets. 

Here's my first piece of advice, stop teasing college football and don’t ever lay -115 on the Super Bowl coin flip. Football is in five weeks, and I for one, cannot fucking wait!