Turns out signs and pimps don’t win football games.
Blowing vape on Lamar Jackson does work, though?
I’ve decided we need a camera on Brent Venables at ALL TIMES from now on.
They should add an amendment to the constitution that requires USC & Texas to play every year.
Florida-Tennessee was bad until it was….amazing?
(That is Florida’s punter. I don’t know how you recover from a chirp like this from a punter. You have to fire Butch Jones now. That’s your only choice or be cursed forever.)
Tennessee’s hail mary defense was so damn bad on the final play, they spent a minute discussing it on ESPN’s NFL Sunday Countdown yesterday.
Whoever let UCLA play a game at noon EST should be sent to the moon. At least the world got to watch a weirdly entertaining (?) game.
Mike Gundy and his mullet would rather hunt turtles than watch other football games, but his team is really really really really really really REALLY good.
Pittsburgh is pretty much a real-life dumpster fire walking around among us humans.
Iowa fans: Amazing.
Refs of the Iowa game: NOT amazing.
Michigan respects the troops so much that we still don’t know if the Wolverines are hashtag good at football yet:
Shout out to Chase Winovich, who redeemed himself this week on the field with a spectacular handshake. That’s the way to fight through adversity.
Going to have to put this Air Force punter in one billion Oklahoma drills this week to teach him how to hit like a MAN!
Speaking of Oklahoma drills, they are the rage of football right now. In an age of “safety concerns” and leagues banning contact practices, #footballguys are fighting BACK!
Turns out the pre-game Oklahoma drill didn’t really work out for Baylor:
Things could definitely be better at Texas A&M and Nebraska right now.
I don’t know why I forgot to mention Mizzou in the sentence above.
I guess nobody let the punter on Mizzou know that the team isn’t good and just because he saw this cool celebration on SportsCenter doesn’t mean he can whip it out whenever he wants.
Wait a second….Purdue? PURDUE!!!!
If anybody is looking for an actually impressive punt, there was one in Utah.
Kansas football seems to be unrepairable. At this point, we might as well just put the Jayhawks program in a black hole.
We all love us some #MACtion here at Barstool SPORTS, but we hope the conference continues to strive to make improvements to their weak points….like these weak cheerleaders.
Hey, Miami (OH)! That is NOT HOW YOU RUN OUT THE CLOCK!
The Holy War got very unholy!
Hate. Never. Sleeps.
Bad wins and arrests never sleep as well…..
PAWLLLLLLL Finebaum ran a mega cowbell and Mississippi State took over the damn world!
UConn came into their game against Virginia #Undefeated on the season, but left still not #REstorred.
At least they still have their women’s basketball in Connecticut!
Turns out Josh Allen is this years Christian Hackenberg.