Meet Christian Folston:
SHAW is an HBCU that participates in division 2 for football. Now, enter Twitter user “Casanova,” who is on spring break down in Miami. “Casanova” doesn’t look very much like a college student, but it seems like he is enjoying his time in the 305 like a college student:
The girl who Casanova pulled his moves on, somehow, someway found his video and DMed him:
The conversation continued, to which “Casanova” added a tweet where the twerking girl was talking about her boyfriend:
That said boyfriend turns out to be Christian Folson:
A live look at Christian Folson when he put together all the pieces here:
According to this tweet, Christian was together with his girlfriend for almost 5 YEARS:
I feel blessed to live in the internet era, but when I see a story like this I think to myself how maybe living in the pre-internet era would’ve been better. As the saying goes, ignorance is bliss.
As of right now, the relationship still seems strong:
I’m not a relationship expert, so Christian probably shouldn’t listen to me, but if I’m him I think it’s time to take the L and move on. You got got. Own the L and move on to the next.
There’s a lesson in here somewhere. At the beginning of Drake’s song Child Play, there is a memorable intro:
The same goes for when your girlfriend says “I’m going on spring break to enjoy times with the girls. It’s a girls trip” it’s NEVER the case. Ladies, the same goes for guys. If a guy calls his spring break “a guys trip” it’s NEVER just a guys trip. You might as well call it quits on the relationship then and there. Game over.
P.s. How about “Casanova” putting his profile pic as this:
P.s.s. Remember how I said sometimes I wish I lived in the pre-internet era? After seeing this tweet I’m going to take that statement back: