D2 Football Player Finds Out On Twitter His GF's Spring Break "With The Girls" Includes Twerking And Getting Her Ass Licked On Camera By Another Dude


Meet Christian Folston:

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SHAW is an HBCU that participates in division 2 for football. Now, enter Twitter user “Casanova,” who is on spring break down in Miami. “Casanova” doesn’t look very much like a college student, but it seems like he is enjoying his time in the 305 like a college student:


The girl who Casanova pulled his moves on, somehow, someway found his video and DMed him:

The conversation continued, to which “Casanova” added a tweet where the twerking girl was talking about her boyfriend:

That said boyfriend turns out to be Christian Folson:

A live look at Christian Folson when he put together all the pieces here:

According to this tweet, Christian was together with his girlfriend for almost 5 YEARS:

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I feel blessed to live in the internet era, but when I see a story like this I think to myself how maybe living in the pre-internet era would’ve been better. As the saying goes, ignorance is bliss.

As of right now, the relationship still seems strong:

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I’m not a relationship expert, so Christian probably shouldn’t listen to me, but if I’m him I think it’s time to take the L and move on. You got got. Own the L and move on to the next.

There’s a lesson in here somewhere. At the beginning of Drake’s song Child Play, there is a memorable intro:

Screen Shot 2018-03-15 at 2.45.09 PM The same goes for when your girlfriend says “I’m going on spring break to enjoy times with the girls. It’s a girls trip” it’s NEVER the case. Ladies, the same goes for guys. If a guy calls his spring break “a guys trip” it’s NEVER just a guys trip. You might as well call it quits on the relationship then and there. Game over.

@JackMacCFB on Twitter

P.s. How about “Casanova” putting his profile pic as this:

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P.s.s. Remember how I said sometimes I wish I lived in the pre-internet era? After seeing this tweet I’m going to take that statement back: