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El Presidente

Stocks 101: It Only Goes Up. It Never Goes Down. And If It Does Go Down They'll Print More Schrute Bucks.
El Presidente
El Presidente
4/27/20 1:55 PM
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Davey Daytrader The Hero Wall Street Needs.
El Presidente
El Presidente
4/24/20 2:33 PM
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I Swear If I Saw Boeing Walking Down The Street I'd Pop Him Right In The Nose
El Presidente
El Presidente
4/24/20 2:07 PM
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Patience, Patience, Patience And Then Attack. Let's Play Some Football.
El Presidente
El Presidente
4/24/20 1:38 PM
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You Should Get Your Money Back When You Unknowingly Go Into Business With A Guy Named Tobias.
El Presidente
El Presidente
4/23/20 3:48 PM
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Where Are All The Financial Experts Who Somehow Have Time To Sit On My Stream And Tweet At Me All Day?
El Presidente
El Presidente
4/23/20 1:46 PM
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Tried To Sell And I Bought. Looks Like I'm Riding Bezos Into The Night.
El Presidente
El Presidente
4/22/20 8:17 PM
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Say It With Me Bezos... PACKAGES. I'm Officially Up On $AMZN You Clowns.
El Presidente
El Presidente
4/22/20 1:59 PM
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I’m Not Out of Moves Yet.. But I’m Almost Out of Moves.. We’re Getting Very Close.
El Presidente
El Presidente
4/21/20 8:15 PM
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Gonna Need More Glasses If Bezos Keeps This Shit Up.
El Presidente
El Presidente
4/21/20 5:36 PM
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Full Noodle. Today Is Gonna Be A Dogfight.
El Presidente
El Presidente
4/21/20 1:50 PM
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Cut My Knuckle Clean Off and I’m Still Running The Ball Until The Bell.
El Presidente
El Presidente
4/20/20 7:53 PM
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Here Comes DDTG !
El Presidente
El Presidente
4/20/20 2:54 PM
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We're FINALLY Up At The Opening Bell. Gain Of 8 On First Down. Big Week Ahead For DDTG.
El Presidente
El Presidente
4/20/20 1:47 PM
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Tough To Run A Global Hedge Fund When You Can't Get The Internet To Work.
El Presidente
El Presidente
4/17/20 8:17 PM
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Textbook DDTG Today. Minimize The Losses. Live To See Another Play. RUN THE FOOTBALL.
El Presidente
El Presidente
4/17/20 2:15 PM
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Update - Up 70k On The Day. Computer Frozen, Spider Has Cut His Finger Off. Blood Flying Everywhere at DDTG.
El Presidente
El Presidente
4/16/20 7:51 PM
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I'm Onto The Lulu CEO.
El Presidente
El Presidente
4/16/20 2:22 PM
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Again... Show Me Another Firm That Had To Foster A Dozen Baby Chickens Today...
El Presidente
El Presidente
4/15/20 7:45 PM
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Show Me Another Firm Operating Under These Conditions. Currently Negotiating With A Lady Of The Night.
El Presidente
El Presidente
4/15/20 4:20 PM
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Up 400k On The Opening Click. How You Like Them Apples?
El Presidente
El Presidente
4/15/20 1:50 PM
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LET'S GO TOMORROW.
El Presidente
El Presidente
4/14/20 8:13 PM
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One Of These Days I Will Be On The Right Side Of The Market.
El Presidente
El Presidente
4/14/20 7:56 PM
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No Panic. No Time To Panic. Let's Break Even Today.
El Presidente
El Presidente
4/14/20 1:40 PM
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THIS MARKET IS GOING BACKWARDS!
El Presidente
El Presidente
4/13/20 3:20 PM
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