Moneyline

Spread (Including Overtime)

Over/Under (Including Overtime)

Total

1st Half - Points Spreads

1st Half - Total Spreads

1st Quarter - Points Spreads

1st Quarter - Total Spreads

2nd Quarter - Points Spreads

2nd Quarter - Total Spreads

3rd Quarter - Points Spreads

3rd Quarter - Total Spreads

4th Quarter - Points Spreads

4th Quarter - Total Spreads

Total for X Period

Highest Scoring Quarter

Overtime Yes/No?

Total Awayteam Including Overtime

Total Hometeam Including Overtime

Who wins the first period?

Who wins the second period?

Who wins the third period?

Who wins the fourth period?

Total for first period

Total for second period

Total for third period

Total for fourth period

Halftime - 3Way

1st Half - Total Hometeam

1st Half - Total Awayteam

2nd Half - Total Hometeam

2nd Half - Total Awayteam

1st Half - Total awayteam

1st Half - Total hometeam

Halftime - 3way

Halftime - Spread

Halftime - Total

Highest Scoring Half

Odd/Even for first half

Odd/Even for first quarter

Odd/Even for second quarter

Odd/Even for third quarter

Odd/Even for fourth quarter

Odd/Even for whole game including overtime

Who wins the first quarter?

Who wins the second quarter?

Who wins the third quarter?

Who wins the fourth quarter?

Total for first quarter

Total for second quarter

Total for third quarter

Total for fourth quarter

Total awayteam including overtime

Total hometeam including overtime

Which team wins race to 10 points, including overtime

Which team wins race to 20 points, including overtime

Which team wins race to 30 points, including overtime

Which team wins race to 40 points, including overtime

Which team wins race to 50 points, including overtime

Which team wins race to 60 points, including overtime

Will there be overtime?

Next goal, including overtime and penalties

Highest scoring period

Which Team to Score for first period

Which Team to Score for second period

Which Team to Score for third period

Odd/Even for first period

Odd/Even for second period

Odd/Even for third period

Odd/Even for whole match including overtime and penalties

Exact number of goals for first period

Exact number of goals for second period

Exact number of goals for third period

Total hometeam including overtime and penalties

Total awayteam including overtime and penalties

Correct Score

First team to score

Pardon My Take

Chicago

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<p>The boys are back with picks for Week 1 of the NFL slate. Who’s coming out on top this week?</p>

Pardon My Take's Week 1 NFL Picks

New York

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Boston

NFL Draft week has finally arrived and Goodell can hug again (3:09 - 13:01). UFC 261 was sick and we talk about the story lines coming out of it (13:01 - 24:40). We give the listeners some homework (24:40 - 37:52). Who's back of the week including Billy padding his stats (37:52 - 51:30). Todd McShay joins the show to talk about the draft on Thursday, QB's at the top, a great anecdote about Devonta Smith and more (51:30 - 88:37). We finish with Monday Reading for the guy obsessed with Disney and how they're ruining his immersion.

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On "Pardon My Take," Big Cat & PFT Commenter deliver the loudest and most correct sports takes in the history of the spoken word. Daily topics, guests, and an inability to tell what the hosts might be doing will make this...

Todd McShay, NFL Draft Week, UFC 261, And Monday Reading

PMT: Todd McShay, NFL Draft Week, UFC 261, And Monday Reading

Love is officially dead, again. Free form friday with some J-Rod talk, Sam Darnold to the Niners fake rumor, Lamarcus Aldridge and does Trevor Lawrence love Football? (3:08 - 28:55) Actor Barry Pepper joins the show to talk about his new movie, his crazy childhood spent on a boat traveling the world and tons more (28:55 - 54:55). Pro Golfer Will Zalatoris joins to talk about finishing second in the Masters, becoming part of our golf crew, and the whirlwind last week and a half (54:55 - 85:03). We finish with Fyre Fest of the Week and Billy has reported another post.

Will Zalatoris, Actor Barry Pepper, A-Rod/JLo split up and Fyre Fest Of The Week

PMT: Will Zalatoris, Actor Barry Pepper, A-Rod/JLo split up and Fyre Fest Of The Week

Julian Edelman has retired and the Hall of Fame debate has ruined the internet (02:41 - 21:02). Sean Payton's movie starring Kevin James and we cast the rest of the movie (21:02 - 23:45). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (27:45 - 44:00). Bill Burr joins the show to talk about his return to comedy, sports coming back, SNL and tons more (44:00 - 94:01) We finish with a great round of listener submitted FAQ's

Bill Burr, Julian Edelman Retires, And FAQ's

PMT: Bill Burr, Julian Edelman Retires, And FAQ's

Masters are here and we miss Tiger Woods (4:27 - 14:50). Bryson looks fat and Brooks is basically a hero. We talk Sean Miller and baseball and Gonzaga's champagne (14:50 - 26:25). Eli Manning joins the show to talk about his new NFT collection, his career, self sacks, Manning Face and more (26:25 - 47:51). We wrap up with Fyre Fest of the week and Big Cat has a big announcement.

Eli Manning, Masters And Fyre Fest Of The Week

PMT: Eli Manning, Masters And Fyre Fest Of The Week

Baylor wins the National Title and Gonzaga falls short again (2:31 - 12:06). Tourney memories and Jake's One Shining Moment recap (12:06 - 18:17). Sam Darnold to the Panthers and Masters Preview with a question about Bryson low key doing cool shit (18:17 - 34:06). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Paul Pierce getting fired by ESPN (34:06 - 51:51). Jimmy Tatro joins the show to talk about his new show Home Economics on ABC, Comedy, White Boy Summer and more (51:51 - 87:28). We finish with some great AWL submitted FAQ's

Jimmy Tatro, Baylor Champs, Sam Darnold And Bryson Being Low Key Cool?

PMT: Jimmy Tatro, Baylor Champs, Sam Darnold And Bryson Being Low Key Cool?

We start with baseball hall of fame writers getting their yearly moment in the sun. Tom Verducci writes a love letter to himself. Barry Bonds deserves to be in.(2:21-15:28) Aaron Rodgers is staying a Packer.(15:29-18:49) Gamestop stock has ruined hedge funds.(18:50-26:55) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Mufasa the Lion.(28:53-43:52) Dirty Jobs host Mike Rowe joins the show to talk about his new show, Six Degrees with Mike Rowe streaming now on Discovery Plus, Dirty Jobs, his broadcasting career, and being the voiceover for a million different great shows. (45:09-1:25:57) Jake swears for charity and we finish with FAQ's and Billy Fooball's origin story.(1:27:07-1:42:19)

Dirty Jobs Host Mike Rowe, Baseball Hall of Fame, GameStop Stock And The Origin Story Of Billy Football

PMT: Dirty Jobs Host Mike Rowe, Baseball Hall of Fame, GameStop Stock And The Origin Story Of Billy Football

Championship Sunday is here and we start with the Fastest 2 Minutes (2:48 - 5:01). Recap Packers/Bucs, Matt Lafleurs Dan Quinn moment, crazy Tom Brady stats, and the Bucs D shows out (5:01 - 33:50). Chiefs/Bills and the Chiefs are really fucking good, we devise a Defensive gameplan to stopping them and reminicise on a very fun Bills season (33:50 - 63:55). Football guy of the week, Conor McGregor's loss and who's back of the week including Coach K getting snippy at a student reporter

Championship Sunday, Super Bowl 55 Set, Conor McGregor Loses And Coach K Gets Snippy

PMT: Championship Sunday, Super Bowl 55 Set, Conor McGregor Loses And Coach K Gets Snippy

NFL Week 14 Recap. Fastest 2 Minutes and recapping every game. 
(2:14 - 8:45)

Steelers @ Bills 
(8:45 - 19:54)

Chiefs @ Dolphins 
(19:54 - 29:32)

Vikings @ Bucs
(29:32 - 35:38)

Texans @ Bears 
(35:38 - 40:49)


Cowboys @ Bengals 
(40:09-44:09 )

Cardinals @ Giants
(44:09 - 48:00)

Broncos @ Panthers 
(48:00 - 50:41)

Titans @ Jaguars
(50:41  - 58:17)

Colts @ Raiders
(58:17 - 67:52)

Jets @ Seahawks 
(67:52 -  74:52)

Packers @ Lions
(74:42 - 79:02)

Saints @ Eagles 
(79:02 - 89:26)

Falcons @ Chargers
(89:26 - 93:12)

WFT @ Niners
(93:12 - 98:43)

College Football recap. Baby Bron of the week, Football guy of the week, and who's back of the week (98:43 - 131:34)

NFL Week 14, Fastest 2 Minutes, Recapping Every Game And CFB Talk

PMT: NFL Week 14, Fastest 2 Minutes, Recapping Every Game And CFB Talk

We clean up MNF and see the beginning of the end for Doug Pederson and Carson Wentz. (2:18-10:40) The NFL schedule is in flux and it’s bonus football season. Steroids on the Texans. (10:40-16:08) Hot Seat Cool Throne including Bill Walton and Billy vs Jake Paul.(16:40-34:24) Vikings QB Kirk Cousins joins the show to talk about a million different questions the guys had including Creed, Primetime, the Grill picture and tons more. (35:56-1:12:08) Segments include embrace debate (1:13:20-1:17:22) and guys on chicks(1:17:23-1:27:12)

Kirk Cousins & Bonus Football Everywhere

PMT: Kirk Cousins & Bonus Football Everywhere

The Bears make football terrible. We clean up MNF and the death of the Bears 2020 season (2:25 - 8:49). Theo Epstein steps down from his job with the Cubs and PFT has a new idea (8:49 - 17:24). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Big Cat retiring from predicting injuries (17:24 - 33:09). Ryen Russillo joins the show to talk NBA Draft, how much Billy lifts, and whats going on with the NBA right now (33:09 - 91:25). We finish with guys on chicks.

NBA Draft With Ryen Russillo, The Bears Suck, And Guys On Chicks

PMT: NBA Draft With Ryen Russillo, The Bears Suck, And Guys On Chicks

FASTEST TWO MINUTES - NFL Week 10 presented by @whoop

Billy's Budget Betting: Parlaying responsibly

We clean up MNF and the Bears may just suck at scoring points, which is important (2:03 - 10:42). Mike Nolan gets hot sauce in his eye (10:42 - 14:29). We recap Game 6 of the World Series, Kevin Cash falling in love with his computer and the Dodgers finally winning a World Series (14:29 - 25:59). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (25:59 - 50:55). Hall of Famer Michael Irvin joins the show to talk about his career, the state of the Cowboys today, and his twitter game (50:55 - 102:56). We finish the show with guys on Chicks.

Michael Irvin, The Bears Suck, And The Dodgers Win The World Series

PMT: Michael Irvin, The Bears Suck, + The Dodgers Win The World Series

Week 7 is here and we watch the end of the Giants/Eagles game live. Daniel Jones with an all time hilarious run and face plant (2:27 - 14:19). Week 7 picks and games we're looking forward to including the Contender Bowl between the Titans and Steelers, and a Seahawks game that will undoubtedly get weird (14:19 - 35:10) . Cant Lose Parlay and Fantasy Fuccbois (35:10 - 44:52). Tom Fornelli joins the show to preview the B1G coming back, what teams can win the conference, and best bet of the weekend (44:52 - 75:57). Our lawyer Mike Portnoy joins the show to talk Jeffrey Toobin, being addicted to chasing the local news, the IRS not letting him hassle other people and more (75:57 - 102:56). We finish the show with Fyre Fest of the Week.

Week 7 Preview, Tom Fornelli On B1G Return, And Our Lawyer Mike Portnoy

PMT: Week 7 Preview, Tom Fornelli On B1G Return, + Our Lawyer Mike Portnoy

PMT: Mike Florio, Week 6 Preview & Nick Saban Has The CoCo

Tuesday Night Football recap as the Titans put in a great performance and we recap MNF as well (2:30 - 16:17). Le'Veon Bell cut by the Jets (16:17 - 26:14). Hot Seat/Cool Throne and we say nice things about Lebron (26:14 - 32:08). A surprise Facetime from Taylor Lewan and Will Compton from the Titans winning locker room (32:08 - 48:44). Mark Cuban joins the show to talk the bubble, fixing the economy, new business ideas, and Billy's app (48:44 - 93:44). We finish up with Guys on Chicks.

Mark Cuban, Tuesday Night Football, Taylor Lewan & Will Compton And More

PMT: Mark Cuban, Tuesday Night Football, Taylor Lewan & Will Compton And More

NFL Week 5 in the books. Fastest 2 minutes (2:26 - 8:07). The Seahawks played another insane game. Dan Quinn fired and Teddy keeps winning. The Raiders blueprint game. Eagles/Steelers for the Battle of Bwentzylvania. Alex Smith's return, the Dolphins are going to make the playoffs (we think). Dak's injury and the Browns are actually good. Deion Sanders joins for 10 minutes to talk about the biggest stories from Sunday. Football guy of the week (86:11 - 99:12). Who's back of the week. And Lebron blah blah blah

NFL Week 5 Recap, Fastest 2 Minutes, Deion Sanders, And Lebron Blah Blah Blah

PMT: NFL Week 5 Recap, Fastest 2 Minutes, Deion Sanders, And Lebron Blah Blah Blah

Sports are back and we recap the weekend while watching Jamal Murray go off in Game 6 of the Nuggets/Jazz series (2:28 - 7:51). College Football is back, sort of (7:51 - 15:01). Who's back of the week including Bronny Jr and the big NFL trade Sunday (15:01 - 25:43). Kevin Love joins the show for an awesome interview where we talk about everything from the '16 Cavs, being teammates with Lebron, UCLA, fat Kevin Love, mental health and more (25:43 - 114:32). Segments include Billy's list and lottery machine numbers.

Kevin Love, Mystery Teams, And Jamal Murray Is Insane

PMT: Kevin Love, Mystery Teams, + Jamal Murray Is Insane

Gold

The NFL Draft happened and we finally feel normal again. Breaking down the first round, creepy Goodell, sob stories, great picks by a lot of teams, the Raiders being the Raiders and Athlete Couches being awesome (2:47 - 28:10). Packers Quarterback Jordan Love on being drafted in the first round and having his life changed forever (28:10 - 43:39). Fyre Fest of the Week and Mt Flushmore of non alcoholic drinks (43:39 - 71:36). We also welcome on a Dungeon Master who taught us about Dungeons and Dragons and let us play a live action game (71:36 - 104:49).

NFL Draft, Packers Jordan Love, Mt Flushmore Of Drinks + Dungeons And Dragons

PMT: NFL Draft, Packers Jordan Love, Mt Flushmore Of Drinks, and Dungeons And Dragons