The modern-day human being has come a longgggg way since spending their days in caves. The evolution of the human is fascinating, but we aren’t at the point where we are producing superhumans. That’s why when I see a supposed 15-year-old who looks like this, I get just a tinyyyy bit skeptical:
Meet Julien Simon out of Tacoma, Washington, who will allegedly graduate high school in 2021:
Yup, he’s 15-years-old and has offers from USC, Colorado, Utah, and Oregon:
If that MAN is 15-years-old than I am fighting at the next Rough N’ Rowdy against Floyd Mayweather and knocking him out cold in the first round. If that MAN is 15-years-old than I am going home to Nina Agdal tonight. If that Man is 15-years-old…you get the point.
Often when we see these superhuman high schoolers, they are 6’4+ and 300+ pounds offensive/defensive lineman and just freaks of nature. In this case, we are looking at a damn MAN. There is no other way to describe it. A damn MAN:
Nope, I don’t care what place of the world we are, this is NOT normal.
We’ll see….we’ll see. I’d say it’s unlikely considering the hundreds, if not thousands, of times he’s been asked to provide his birth certificate to salty parents from the opposing team.